304’s Delight T-Shirt – Cold, Cheap & Loose Men’s Anti-Simp Apparel by Simp Bear

the “304’s Delight” T-Shirt, where “cold, cheap, & loose” isn’t just a brandy description—it’s a lifestyle you observe from a distance. Perfect for men who’ve mastered the art of dodging drama and staying two steps ahead of simping. It’s time to laugh at the chaos, while sipping something classier, in the comfort of 100% combed ring-spun cotton.

If you’ve ever found yourself side-eyeing the latest 304 flexing her high body count on social media—this shirt’s for you. Slip it on, sit back, and let the world know you’re done with the games. Whether you’re watching the streets or dodging them, the message is clear: you’re not buying what they’re selling.

Features:
Ideal for the man who’s no longer simping—just sipping and winning
100% combed ring-spun cotton, as smooth as your game, but tougher than those “I’ve changed” texts
Heather Grey blend (90% cotton, 10% polyester)—because every man needs a mix of softness and strength
4.3 oz/yd² fabric weight—just light enough to keep you moving freely through all the nonsense
32 singles—don’t worry, these numbers don’t matter when you’re living drama-free
Pre-shrunk, like your tolerance for any more games
Crafted from the finest places where even the fabric knows how to keep it real: Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Cambodia
The Simp Bear line has spoken: “304’s Delight” is the official uniform for the man who’s cold-hearted when it comes to bad choices, cheap with his time, and loose with his standards only when it comes to never settling.

“Your order kicks off with us firing up the forge to craft your gear – it takes a bit more time, but it’s worth the wait. You’re not just a customer; you’re a hero fighting the good fight against overproduction. And yes, you’re helping a Bear save money. Thanks for joining the SimpBear Brotherhood! Stand tall, refuse to back down, and never simp.”