304’s Delight Men’s T-Shirt – Anti-Simp Apparel by Simp Bear

Fellas, it’s time to suit up in the ultimate anti-simp armor—the “304’s Delight” T-shirt. Designed for the modern man who’s done with simping and isn’t buying into that “body count doesn’t matter” narrative. This shirt is for the guys who see the red flags and still know how to say “nah, I’m good.”

Crafted from 100% combed ring-spun cotton (because softness is fine in a T-shirt, just not in your approach to life), this shirt lets you watch the party from the sidelines, shaking your head while everyone else falls for the same old stories. Whether you’re dodging that “we need to talk” text or swerving her “I’ve changed” speech after she’s counted more bodies than a slasher film, this shirt has your back—literally.

Features:
• The official uniform for men who’ve retired from simping
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton, because only your T-shirt should be soft, not your willpower
• Heather Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester—kinda like your effort in entertaining any more 304 nonsense
• 4.3 oz/yd² fabric weight—light enough to not weigh down your high standards
• 32 singles—because you should be counting threads, not body counts
• Pre-shrunk, unlike your patience for late-night “u up?” texts
• Sourced from countries that understand the importance of a strong, no-nonsense fabric (and attitude)

Rock the “304’s Delight” with pride, reminding yourself and the world that you’re not out here getting played. This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a declaration: no more chasing, no more simping, just focus, goals, and getting what you deserve—without the drama.

“Your order kicks off with us firing up the forge to craft your gear – it takes a bit more time, but it’s worth the wait. You’re not just a customer; you’re a hero fighting the good fight against overproduction. And yes, you’re helping a Bear save money. Thanks for joining the SimpBear Brotherhood! Stand tall, refuse to back down, and never simp.”